This game is satire and not meant to be taken seriously.

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This is the first game i've made in GameMaker Studio as a means of getting familiar with the engine

It's definitely not good and you might even contemplate your life choices trying to beat the second level but i had fun making it :)

Features:

Platformer

Rude inanimate objects

Poorly drawn blood 

Credits:

Title music by MoodMode, everything else is by me

* You might have to scroll minimize your window for the game to fit on the screen

* Move by arrow keys





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Nicely done. I am NOT an idiot.

Thank you! The game is supposed to be rude but not to be taken seriously.